Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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