This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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