i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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