perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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