This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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