So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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