Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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