i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
vagina is talking i cant
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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