Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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