Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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