you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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