Fine. I'll sleep in my office
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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