just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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