i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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