so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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