its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
