i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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