He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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