break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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