so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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