its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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