Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
