C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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