toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
