i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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