Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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