Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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