You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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