I'm really into asian looking animals
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
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Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again