omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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