You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
