He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Its about making memories worth repressing
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
