meet me or not, i'm out of control
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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