Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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