I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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