His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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