I'm eating all of the evidence.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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