Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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