Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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