i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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