After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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