i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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