she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
