Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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