I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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