that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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