Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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