The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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