I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
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Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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