she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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