therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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