Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Enjoy the penises
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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