Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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