I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
